Okay, coastal communities have tried and some Baganda across the border too have their ways of ensuring their men practice ‘zero grazing,’ but by and large, it has been assumed that the mere thought of having a romp is foreplay enough for the man!
The Nairobian explored this subject and interviewed men on what they don’t want their women to do in the bedroom during a session of huffing and puffing (and sometimes during a cancer stick break).
Let’s get the show on the road, shall we?
Miss Dracula, don’t bite please
Oral sex has become part of bedroom antics. Some men love it, but most dread it due to that not so small matter of having had a session with Miss Dracula.
“Her canines were so sharp, it felt like ‘Long John Silver’ was being placed in between a meat grinder. The pain was too much. I had to tell her to stop,” Eric Mukira, an accountant told The Nairobian.
Chick, those ‘nuts’ are sensitive Women have this misplaced belief that if they pull with their nails at the double nuts, the ‘rapture’ will be accelerated at the speed of light.
Yet, the twin balls, and for which there are no spare parts, are very sensitive and should be given the same treatment accorded a cow’s tits during milking with Arimis jelly!
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